Robert Walker was the "patient" in this action, in which I shaved his mustache and body hair, then cut my own long hair to use as replacement.

In part one of this performance, beautiful naked men danced gracefully. Part two was a real physical fight between Barbara Smith and me.

While we fought, a distinguished man at a podium read a text composed from several dense theoretical art criticism essays.

In preparation for this piece, I had head shots printed, signed and numbered them, and sold them as raffle tickets. The prize was guaranteed to be equal to monies from the sale.

At the event I performed a song, "Union Oil Co.'s Report to Its Shareholders" with the band, Blue Cheer. Then I drew winning raffle tickets. Blood was taken from my arm, which I used to sign away stock certificates of Union Oil that I had inherited from my family.